Forgive me Father, this unpardonable sin,
I forgot to put out the wheelie bin.
Inside, I'm afraid, are many a toad,
Dead ones - scraped from the edge of me road.
The stench is disgusting, it truly is rife,
DIVORCE is the word being screamed by me wife.
A hot humid week till it's emptied again,
May the neighbours forgive me, thanks and Amen!